我不是政府人员，但我来帮忙

I’m Not From the Government but I’m Here to Help The Trump administration is trying to eliminate federal services? Fine. I’ll do everything myself. Acting Deputy Assistant Secretary of Many Things By Alexandra Petri Photographs by Jason Andrew P eople look at you differently when you carry a Geiger counter. Or, at least, when you carry a Geiger counter and exclaim things like “Much less radiation here than you might expect!” But how else are you to know that the radiation in your food is at acceptable levels? They have government inspectors for this, you might say. It is their job. That was before Elon Musk’s Department of Government Effi- ciency started hacking away at our bureaucracy. …