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Do you have a nickname? I have many. Within my family I have ‘Lew Lew’, ‘Lew McGoo’, ‘Gooster’, ‘Lew-meister’. Most use way more syllables than it takes to actually say my name. When were you last naked outdoors? Good question. I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask me this. (Laughs) I think it was skinny-dipping in a pond in upstate New York. That was a year ago, so it’s about time I got the fuck back out there. What’s your signature dish? Breakfast is where I shine. I can throw eggs at you any way you like. I know where to get the good eggs and the good sourdough. I can do a good, hearty, all-you-can-eat breakfast. …
摘自《帝国》(Empire)2026年1月刊,Tom Ellen。仅引用开头一小段供了解文章,版权归原刊所有,全文请阅读原刊。