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I used to work for a publisher that accepted unsolicited submissions. Our guidelines, apparently unrevised since the advent of the internet, required authors to mail their manuscripts in hard copy with a self-addressed, stamped envelope to ensure their safe return. It fell to me, as an editorial assistant, to stash them deep in a desk drawer in my cubicle. Whenever this drawer began to overflow, I gathered with the other assistants in the conference room for a “slush lunch,” during which we would tear open the submissions, read aloud passages of notable clownishness, and stuff the return envelopes with form rejection letters, trying not to get ketchup or grease on them. …
摘自《哈泼斯杂志》(Harper's Magazine)第352卷 第2111期 · 2026年4月刊,Dan Piepenbring。仅引用开头一小段供了解文章,版权归原刊所有,全文请阅读原刊。