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Jake Johnson THE STAR OF THE DINK LOVES CADDYSHACK BUT YOU COULDN'T PAY HIM TO TIME TRAVEL WORDS TOM ELLEN What's the worst job you've ever had? When I was 17, I sold burritos out of a van in Chicago. My boss had a gimmick which was that he'd yell, "My burritos are better than sex." — and then he'd point at me and say — "Unless it's with this guy!" He did this all day, and he got — at most — a chuckle. And it didn't help sales. People aren't buying burritos because of a medium joke. I'd tell him, "I don't think it's as funny as you think it is." and he'd say, "It's getting people's attention!" …
摘自《帝国》(Empire)2026年8月刊,Tom Ellen。仅引用开头一小段供了解文章,版权归原刊所有,全文请阅读原刊。